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A New Device Helps Prevent Those Noxious Rear-End Odors

Well if you are anything like me you gained 5 pounds this weekend and you are walking around like a ticking time-bomb.  Well, thanks to U.S. Patent 6313371 a product that is temporarily being called Flatulence Deodorizer you and I no longer need to worry.
 
The Flatulence Deodorizer, which is a "non-intrusive" pad you tape "inside briefs or panties in the anal area". It’s basically a little activated carbon patch that neutralizes odors. Although no product could be reviewed at this time (what a sahme) this product is surely going to be freaking ridiculous. If you wear this (besides being an idiot) just make sure the woman you brought home doesn’t see it when you’re stripping down, because if she does she’ll jump out the window and then tell all her friends basically jeopardizing your chance of ever seeing a woman naked again. 
 
Instead of the FD just do what people have been doing throughout the years: blame the oldest, most senile person in your presence.  If there is no old person, then blame the youngest person.  If that fails, just look at the person next to you quizically thus blaming them for everyone to see.
 
 

DIKS, totally absurd.com

 
3/7/2010 - Apple Delays Release Of IPad
The much-anticipated iPad tablet computer from Apple Inc. will start hitting U.S. store shelves on April 3, slightly later than originally planned.

 
6/10/2008 - Apple IPHONE Not As Cheap As It Appears?
Not mentioned in today's you-can't-get-away-from-it iPhone 3G announcement: AT&T's service plan jumps 10 a month. What's this? Did Apple finally figure out what the rest of the retail world did: That when you give away the razor you can charge through the nose for the blades?

 
4/23/2008 - Apple Quarterly Results are in
Mac Sales Way Up; iPod Sales F

 
1/3/2008 - Noika Announces Major Firmware Update
According to several insiders, Nokia released a major firmware update this past Thursday for its flagship handset, the N95 8GB.

 
12/2/2007 - The Plate Flipper Allows You To Tell Anyone Behind You Exactly What You Think
Message allows you some James Bond type flipping allowing you to communicate with others. You can change message as often as you like so you will never be easy to track down.

 
11/19/2007 - Nintendo’s Wii Worth The Price And Any Line You May Need To Endure
There are approximately 65 Titles available for the Wii and I can only imagine the fun each of the games holds. This game will likely be in short supply over the Holidays, and for the price of 249 (base) it is worth standing in line, even overnight to get one.

 
10/25/2007 - ATM Card Has Encrypted PIN Inside Card
For the extra paranoid

 
10/25/2007 - Apple Touchscreen Patent Currently Pending
Apple's latest patent filing is for a tactile touchscreen

 
10/18/2007 - Umbrella Water Gun
Bond Baby!

 
10/7/2007 - You Can Turn This Lamp On Wiithout Touching It
You do not even need The Clapper

 
10/7/2007 - I Would Love To Fly This Thing
Life size X-Wing fighter to be launched on 10/10

 
9/20/2007 - Quit Three Putting
Drive for Show - Putt for Dough. Argon Putter Review

 



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